June 18, 2008

Free Pinay Sex Scandal’s Top Five Love Making Positions

Reposted due to accidental deletion after panicking when I received Google's notice to ban this site from using Adsense. If you love adsense so much, never post highly optimized pinay scandal pages *_*

Ateneo Scandal! La Salle Scandal! FEU Scandal! What do all these hot sex scandals have in common? Well, they are all scandals. And being sex scandals that they are, they always involve that romping action most of us know as “sex”. If ever you have watched one, did you even bother knowing the varieties of “hot combat action” they are doing in there? What sex positions they often use and what do you call those positions? If not, well, it’s your lucky day. Here’re the top five sex positions you’ll definitely find in them Pinay Scandals.

(This post is in no way related to the Pinay Scandal movement among Pinoy bloggers. But the idea of luring traffic in is, well, part of the intention behind the article’s creation.)

But before anything else, for the benefit of those who are not aware what this whole post is all about, the term “Pinay Scandal” refers to the photos and sex videos made by Pinoys to document their sexual activity and keep it as part of their personal collection, during which either they clumsily upload it to the internet to showcase their sexscapade as a form of blackmail to other parties involved or just out of pure dumb stupidity.

The Top Five

The Missionary Position

The usual stuff, all porn has it. Every love nest witnesses it. All the carnal minded porn collectors know it by heart. The female lies on her back legs spread apart while the male is on top and maneuvers his way in. Feeling a bit missionary lately, read more about missionary position here.

The Yawning Position

A variation for the missionaries that the early corrupted missionary priests forgot to teach their converts. It’s been called “yawning” in the kamasutra probably because it’s like yawning in the morning, but instead of the arms stretched up high it’s the legs. Again it’s the female who latches her raised legs onto her partner’s shoulders while the male leans toward her stretching her raised legs and makes her feel a lot hornier. Discover more about yawning positions.

Dog Style

It’s that raw and pure animalistic instinct that’s taking over you. The male acts dominant and pounces on the living breathing flesh underneath. The female on the other hand submits to his intensity and vigor. Named after the dogs that probably did it first, the male grabs the woman by her hips and starts humping relentlessly. The female, on the other hand, maintains her prone position while the banging gets faster and faster. Did you know that there are many variations for dog style that in kamasutra they named it after many animals like cats, deers, elephants, cows, goats, and many more? To know more about dog style, just turn your page here.

Cowgirl and the Reverse Cowgirl

It’s the woman on top position where she gets in charge of the whole game. The male just serves as her pole where she’ll do her pole dancing. According to experts, it’s the best technique for the kind of sex that lasts all night long because men can delay their ejaculation a lot better when they are lying on their backs. It’s called “cowgirl”, by the way, after the cowboys who rides horses and bulls. Get the idea, cowgirl – cowboy, riding horses? Not for “broke-backers”, ride like a cowgirl here.

Sixty Nine

The good-ol’ yin yang style, where you feed each other equally. Sixty nine is the only egalitarian sex position where there’s no one who’s clearly in charge but both sexes benefit from each other, unless someone forgets to take a bath. Actually, it doesn’t need too much maneuvers here, just let go and play each other well. Learning the art of fellatio and cunnilingus, therefore, is a must.

Thanks for reading. Unfortunately, for those who’re looking for the actual “pinay scandal”, you’ll find none here, and never will I promote such a thing unless I star in one, tee-hee.