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Wild Wild Green Oats!!!

Green Oats (Avena Sativa) is a botanical extract that has traditionally been used to increase strength, mind, spirit and body. It is an extract from wild oats straw which are harvested during their milky stage. References to the sexually stimulating effects of oats have been found up to 200 years ago in the German Pharmacopoeia. Modern studies at the Institute for Advanced Study of Human Sexuality have shown that the extract helps improve interest in sex.

Oats have been a traditional food for people recovering from illnesses. It’s primarily used to supplement fiber in the diet. In the 12th century, it has been reported that wild green oats are used as mood enhancers and contribute to a clear, sharp mind. It also builds strength which benefits those suffering chronic fatigue.

Currently though, oats are more commonly associated with heart health and considered a slow release carbohydrate that can help keep sugar levels at a steady. The extract from its wild counterpart (greean oats – avena sativa) is also becoming a popular natural alternative to pharmaceutical erection enhancers without the dangerous side effects. In men it is effective for treating impotence and premature ejaculation. In women it reportedly increases sexual desire.

A research conducted by an Israeli company, Frutarom, which was announced in 2006, helped support the efficacy of green oats use in the middle ages. They discovered that green oats can provide positioning opportunities in the areas of cognitive support, concentration enhancement, stress and burnout, chronic fatigue, mood balance and nerve strengthening.

In 1986, the Institute for Advanced Study of Human Sexuality, a graduate school specializing in Sexology, conducted a pilot study of green oats. The volunteers in the study expressed interest in improving their sexual response. Their dysfunction/dissatisfaction ranged from male impotence and female lack of desire to inability to respond sexually. The volunteers, ages 22-64, consisted of 20 men and 20 women who were given a 300 mg capsule of Avena Sativa extract; which they took three days a week for six weeks. Men experienced a 22% increase in genital sensation and women experienced a 15% increase in genital sensation. Men experienced a 36% increase in the frequency of orgasms and women experienced a 29% increase in the frequency of orgasms.

According to the study, green oats helps boost the sex drive. Researchers discovered that the extract work by freeing up testosterone, which becomes increasingly bound to various compounds within the body with advancing age. Bound testosterone is not nearly as effective as free testosterone in stimulating the sex centers in the brain that generate the sex drive that leads us to seek out and engage in sexual activity. Bound testosterone, by the way, is mainly attributed with enlarged prostates.

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Plant name: Eleutherococcus senticosus
Location: East Asia
Used as: tonic, invigorator
Parts used: extract from roots
Aphrodisiac benefits: stimulates sexual appetite.
Active compounds: eleuterosides (stimulants)

Siberian Ginseng is often referred to as Eleuthero (a Latin abbreviation). It was also known by its now-obsolete Latin names Acanthopanax senticosus, Hedera senticosa and Aralia Manchuria. Russian botanist Carl Ivonovich Maximovich ‘discovered’ Siberian Ginseng in 1854 in a remote area in southeast Russia. Four years later, the Russians gave it its Latin name.

Although not as popular as Asian ginseng, Eleuthero or Siberian Ginseng use dates back 2000 years, according to Chinese medicine records. It can be traced back much further in many ancient annals. These annals suggest that it has been known for as long as 5,000 years. Referred to as ciwujia in Chinese medicine, it was used to prevent respiratory tract infections as well as colds and flu. It was also believed to provide energy and vitality.

In Russia, it is sometimes called the Free-berried Shrub. Other names include Wild Pepper, Russian Root, Devil’s Bush and Touch-me-not; the last two names no doubt refer to the plants intimidating thorns! Siberian Ginseng was originally used by people in the Siberian Taiga region to increase the performance and quality of life. In more modern times, Siberian Ginseng’s ability to increase stamina and endurance led Soviet Olympic athletes to use it to enhance their training.

In 1959 the Ministry of Health in what was then the USSR authorised clinical tests, which sparked a huge interest from scientific community and the public. The Soviet Government then officially approved the herb’s use as a tonic stimulant and commercial production of the plant followed. It was given to factory workers daily for years on end to increase the general health of the workers and of course increase economic productivity.

Siberian Ginseng has been shown to enhance mental acuity and physical endurance without the letdown that comes with caffeinated products. Research has shown that it improves the use of oxygen by the exercising muscle. This means that a person is able to maintain aerobic exercise longer and recover from workouts more quickly.

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Nope it’s nothing related to love potion nor sex. Just some “Kung Fu” loving I guess. Are you interested in traditional chinese martial arts? Hung Gar Kuen to be exact. My “sifu” is looking for students who are interested to learn. The details can be found in the images. Just click to biggify.

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Some guest post I wrote for some blog whose blogger requested from me. It took me a week to write it, hit my email; then, after an eternity… nothing, not even a damn message as to why it was never posted. Anyway, after decades of being kept in my hard drive, finally it’s gonna see the light of day. And yeah, please enjoy my latest (and perhaps the last) post after a thousand years of meditation.

Are you an SSB (Single Since Birth) member? Which chapter are you from? Read on and know why you reached forty and managed to survive without committing suicide. I’ve got to hand it to you; you’re one rare piece of relic. I’m just kidding. Please don’t take this seriously. Everything you’re about to read is just pure fun and nothing to be messed up about. So throw away that blade and refrain from slitting your own wrist.

1) You hate everyone including yourself.
2) You don’t know what love is.
3) You’ve been trained to suppress your emotions and act based purely on logic.
4) It’s not about suppressing your emotions; you simply have nothing to begin with.
5) You firmly believe that love is just a mechanism pathetic humans resort to out of fear of being alone.
6) For you, all girls are just money grabbing bitches.
7) Or, you think all men are just after sex.
And you think homosexuals are perverts.
9) Money can buy you love; you said but you don’t have that much money.
10) You’re waiting for the right one to come to your life. Unfortunately, that right one hasn’t arrived yet.
11) You’re particularly choosy that you end up despising everyone showing interest to you.
12) You’re sooo EMO, you committed suicide before you could have a love life.
13) God didn’t want you to have a love life. He has a special purpose for you. LOL.
14) You insist on having one even if it’s against God’s will. Are you completely convinced that you can make it? Hello? It’s God. And no matter what you do, YOU JUST CAN’T HAVE ONE.
15) You chose to be single for the rest of your life.
16) You’re born to be single for the rest of your life.
17) You believe all of humanity must die because they defile the purity of nature and your mission is to ensure that no body else makes more human babies including yourself.
18) You haven’t been outside ever since the day you were born because of a rare kind of genetic disease.
19) All the beautiful nurses in the hospital think that you’re handsome and want to give you sponge baths everyday. Unfortunately, you’ve been sleeping ever since that faithful day when you fell from the third floor head first.
20) You’re butt ugly.
21) You smell like a highly toxic dump site.
22) You’re crazy. No, make that mentally retarded.
23) You’re so fat that you can’t get out of your bed.
24) You eat your hair, chew on your toe nails, and scratch your groin and butt area all the time.
25) No body knows why but people either see the word boring or loser “in bold” when they see your face.
26) You’re so ordinary that no body could notice you.
27) You’re trying hard not to be ordinary; but people just can’t dig you because you’re too annoying to be with.
28) You’re a cocky jerk not even gay “matronix” would like to spend a night with (for Filipino context only).
29) Everybody hates you.
30) Everyone thinks you’re a psycho.
31) You’re really a psycho
32) You’re a stalker.
33) You got jailed for eating one of your female acquaintances.
34) You’re a cocky perverted psycho stalker jerk who likes to eat female acquaintances; plus, you’re a hunchback with a bulging left eye and a deformed right hand.
35) You’re the sorriest loser of all the losers in the world that you’re drowning in self-pity.
36) You’re contented with making love to yourself.
37) You’re that Japanese guy with hundreds of sex dolls in his house. He said the dolls were a lot better than real partners.
38) You watch too much porn
39) You consider watching Maria Ozawa moan her way to orgasm and sleeping with Reon Kadena posters a love life.
40) You think Maria Ozawa is your girl friend.
41) Cybersex has clouded your idea of virtual and reality.
42) You plan in marrying a robot wife or husband after 10 years or so.
43) You hate boys/girls for no reason at all.
44) You’re too shy
45) You’re afraid of the opposite sex.
46) You’re afraid of relationships.
47) You’re miserably pathetic at approaching girls.
48) You have an imaginary BF/GF.
49) You have a ghost BF/GF.
50) You’d prefer dreaming of your ideal girl over looking for one.
51) You’re not Single Since Birth because you used to have a love life but now it’s impossible to have one because you can’t move on from your break up 10 years ago.
52) You’re a narcissist.
53) You’re gay but you refuse to believe that you’re one.
54) Whenever you feel the urge, you just grab your pet goat or donkey and then, you know what… It’s like that every time. Sheesh!!!
55) Come to think of it… You do have a love life; with goats, that is.
56) You have no social life, not even internet, where have you been?
57) You’re trapped under a rock for forty years but only managed to escape just recently.
14) Your step mom locks you in your room that even your housemates don’t know you exist.
58) Same as above; only, it’s your step dad.
59) You live in a far away village with a population of 20 men for every old grandma.
60) Aliens abducted you when you were a child, experimented on you, and returned you to earth without gonads and desire for sex.
61) You died when you were twelve, now you’re just a malevolent ghost who frequents your old house thinking that you’re still alive. Go on follow the white light, that’s where you’re supposed to be.
62) Your momma tortured and brainwashed you to avoid girls because they are all sluts. Now that she’s dead what happens to you, Norman?
63) You’re always busy.
64) You’re always tired.
65) You’re a top user of all the social bookmarking sites around. You’re also an A-list make money online blogger. You’re number one in Technorati and Alexa and guess what? You maintain 50 blogs everyday.
66) You find gadgets hot and sexy.
67) You call your iPhone “Liza”, your Wii “Cherry”, and your Mac “Apple”.
68) You’re on the brink of discovering a revolutionary invention for 20 years, you’re now 30 something.
69) You’re a priest.
70) You’re a Buddhist monk.
71) You’re a yogi who likes to roll over the roads of India for past time.
72) You’re either Tom Thumb or Thumbelina, seriously.
73) You’re Rapunzel who accidentally ate Snow White’s poisoned apple in your tower. Now your prince charming can’t climb up your window because you’re fast asleep.
74) You’re living in your dreams.
75) I ran out of ideas but there’s really a 75.

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