February 14, 2008

Valentine’s Tips You’ll Never Forget

uuhhh yes, your
daily dose of
soft core.

Okay it’s officially Valentine’s Day (here in the Philippines). Let me be the first to greet you “HAPPY VALENTINE’S!!!” I’m not going to tell you about its history or anything. (I believe I’ve done it already, or perhaps not; got to check my archives…) I want this post to take only a while but to the point. So, here’s what Love Potion (Gayuma) can offer to you this most dear day of hearts. Read on:

Learn about the meaning of flowers and how to send them as gifts
Be romantic just for this special occasion
Get a girlfriend today in case you don’t have one
Tell corny jokes to impress your loved one with your humor
Know if your dream girl thinks you’re her dream boy
Unlock the secrets of humor and make her laugh just this once
Get a once in a lifetime chance to be an ideal man
Find out what really turns her on and on.
Craft a potion to own him/her for eternity
Serve luscious aphrodisiacs that will set your nights on fire
Know when you have an ED (Erectile Dysfunction)
Make her fantasies come true, be a SEXPERT
Tell if the “Victoria’s Secret” model in front of you digs you
Stop being a pathetic sissy loser and start asking her out
Find the spots that will drive her overboard in pleasure
Go Oral (for him) (for her)
Be an unfatiguable sex-machine; make her beg you to stop in extreme sexual delight